5 Pet Peeves.
1. Every day, it never fails, I will be scanning down my news feed on Facebook and I will see something like this:
"I love my man hes such a grate guy i really lucked out with him." or "i have to clean the house do laundry vaccume and get grosherys what a busy day oh yeah and i have work 2nite to."
And no, teenagers are not writing this stuff. Maybe it gets under my skin because I was an English major.
2. Tailgating. I am going the speed limit. I am probably even going 5 over. GET OFF MY BUTT!
3. People who make up statistics to make their argument beat yours. Likewise, people who always have to one up you. (I am slightly guilty of that one)
4. I know my kids are cute and everything. Do. Not. Kiss. Them. Or I will smack you.
5. When in a public bathroom, and you leave your stall, glance over and see me lifting my 3 year old on my knee to wash our hands while holding my 14 month old on my hip and you proceed to just LEAVE without even washing your hands, I want to chase you down and tell you it would have taken you easily 2 minutes faster than it took me, and I STILL DID IT. Please don't eat anything soon.
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